"But my job is safe..." (Same setup, different label.)

A month ago, I got back from a month-long road trip across the country with my wife and our 4 kids. West to east. Then east back to west. Which sounds adventurous and romantic until you realize it also meant gas station coffee, questionable hotel pillows, and eating enough road snacks to turn the back seat into a mobile crime scene made entirely of Goldfish crackers, beef jerky, and regret. But honestly? It was amazing. I saw a LOT. Big cities. Tiny towns. Mountains. Prairies. Oceans. Diners....